Since I noticed that contributor Chalksquire has developed a “Guide to” page, using links to other contributions elsewhere on this site, I figured that a little intro-to-your-region posting and linking might be useful to some. If not then yes, I can stick my head in a bucket of slop.
XII REGION - MAGALLANES
OK, so it’s really called “La Región de Magallanes y de la Antártica Chilena.” Let’s get nasty early on: the redundant come-lately Chilean claim to the British Antarctic Territory was done in 1940, whilst the UK was busy with the Nazis in WWII, when Chile was cultivating links with those same Nazis. And yes, the famous Antarctic Treaty came along in time to keep the British gunboats from convincing the Chilean and Argentine squatters to vamoose.
You can look at it this way, or with the portion of Antarctica that is also claimed and shown on Chilean maps in rather blatant violation of both the spirit and the letter of the Antarctic Treaty.
Most of the XII region is locked up in national parks and similar reserves. You really don’t want to try to live here, and we don’t want you, either.
The region differs from the rest of the country in the origins of the inhabitants. Somewhere around 40 percent of the locals have Croatian DNA, and it shows. It was once said you could identify a magallanico by his/her/its ability to properly pronounce a name like Martinic. And that would be MartinEEECH. In fact we refer to the Croats here as “Eeeeches.” Rhymes with beaches teaches leeches. Here in Punta Arenas you will not be able to pronounce street names. Kusanović, Goic, Puratic, … Bradanovic.
There is a Barrio Croata here, featuring some of the earliest substantial architecture. Worth a visit, if you are into that sort of thing, but first do a study of what you will be seeing.
I said I would get nasty early on and so here it goes again: the opposite of the Eeeeches are the Chilotes. The Croats are generally tall, highly educated, good-looking by European standards, tend to occupy professional positions, and own a disproportionate amount of the valuable real estate, including about half of what people like to think of as Torres del Paine national park. You didn’t know that… that half of that national park is in private hands.
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The Chilotes on the other hand are the short-statured hobbits of the region, with conspicuous Huilliche features, and their shire is typically characterized by insubstantial structures with low ceilings and outcroppings of risible kitsch. That of course is cruel generalization, since many of them have now completed the octavo básico. It was the hardy and industrious Chilote contingent that took Punta Arenas from a penal colony to something of a city ready to receive the Croats at the end of the 19th century.
There is a Barrio Croata here, featuring some of the earliest substantial architecture. Worth a visit, if you are into that sort of thing, but first do a study of what you will be seeing.
But Punta Arenas is a seething cauldron of other national origins, and we cannot forget the descendants of the British and their considerable but now decaying influence. Here we have the Morrisons, Gibbons, MacLeans, Cameron,McKenzie, and so on. And yes, those names lean heavily toward the Scots. And that Scottish nature is hard to lose. One of my local billionaire Scottish friends here was seen not long ago alongside his Land Rover with a shovel, dressed like a shepherd, clearing roadside drainage ditches.
There is a “cementerio inglés” in Tierra del Fuego.
This first post on the matter of “regions” is an experiment. If there is interest in the concept of displaying perceptions and biases regarding one’s own region, then we can proceed with the other matters, of economy and climate and advantages of living among the glaciers and the penguins. If not, there is a bucket of slop.